But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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