I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
