No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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