why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
soo... how was my night?
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