youre lurking in front of me
420 ftw
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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