how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
