Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
This gyro tastes like lonliness
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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