Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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