See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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