if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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