i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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