Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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