I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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