They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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