Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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