btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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