physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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