And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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