First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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