its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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