3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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