Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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