I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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