yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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