I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Someone shattered a urinal.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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