rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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