He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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