Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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