Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
How's work?
Spinning.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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