he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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