So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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