I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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