fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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