Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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