Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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