It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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