what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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