Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I supernannyed him into submission
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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