I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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