please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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