Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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