Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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