Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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