is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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