We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
how can u be prego again
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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