if only i could text you this smell
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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