is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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