If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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