Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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