yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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