yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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